Whisky, TGR and Women

"Normal girls are made of sugar and spice but honey, my dear girl, you are made of whisky and ice"

Ah! now that is one interesting pick up line that am sure will make you smile at least if not go weak on knees. Nevertheless, whisky is not as popular in women as it is in men folk lore. Even then, if you are a women and if you want to try your hand in whisky, here's this post dedicated to the "spirit" of you.

Here's a woman writing about whisky for women in way that may not conform the stereotypes but have its own blend...read on....

Girl you are sugar and spice

all things dazzling,

all things nice

Gone are the day

let's break all stereotypes,

It is time to turn fire and ice

Melt a little

malt a little more

Take your glass

and tight your sash

stumble no more

sing no kooh ash ash

The sweet n syrupy taste

are all era bygonne

lady you r a new hercules

lady you are gen X born

ditch that mocktail

mock yourself not

pick a new cocktail

and make it look hot

Time to make things happen
but not sit or morn
you may like smokiness of a Scotch
over the sweetness of a Bourbon

Sip by sip,

gulp by gulp

bit by bit

built but not sulk

Cause TGR is one of the

Finest blend

ditch your rose water,

Amazons, take TGR in your hand.

Who said a woman cannot have her whisky and drink it too? Why should gentlemen have all the fun. A woman whose is heart is as gold as gold spun, takes everything in her stride. Leave alone the fruit punches. Let Smokey flavor entice. Gulp! 

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Disclaimer- This post is for the people age 25 years or above.

This do not aim promoting the consumption of liquor